Worried your pension will run short?

I just got sent this by my wife and its so very funny I must pass it on.

It is referring to the UK and unfortunately i agree this is the state of the world now!

Senior health care solution –

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you – what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison  ….  where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,  air conditioning and all the health care you need!  Dental problems ? – no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hips, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now).

Games room , Television Room, Library , Hobbies … all catered for. Cigarettes .. recreational drugs available .

And who will be paying for all of this?  …. The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.


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